The other day I was joking around with one of my friends and saying that I was once again getting annoyed with the men I was dating, and maybe I should just pick a young, hot guy and just go for it.

Look, I need to work it out and I’m really getting frustrated.  The last guy I was with, was Hot Dog Guy.  Remember him?  Ya, me, too.  And just in case you forgot, because I haven’t, that was back in the beginning of October.

It’s now the end of February.

The idea of hooking-up is always being tossed around in my head.  I mean, it would be so easy to pick out a young, hot, stud-muffin from one of the dating sites.  You should see how many emails I get.  Hell, it would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

Here’s a good example:

FEBRUARY 21, 2012:  Hello there.  So i wasn’t sure what to say here considering everyone else probably gives you the same type of message.

However, i figured i’d be honest and not beat around the bush.

I am looking for a beautiful older woman like yourself to have an incredible experience with. Something ongoing and amazing. I know that there is quite an age difference between us, but i think that is the best part of it. I find the thought of an older woman to be such a turn on and something truly to be desired.

Plus, you’d have a young guy pretty much kneeling at your feet. Worshiping you and treating you like a Goddess. The fact that i am 23 is the best part. I mean, think about it… young guy… in his prime, full of life and energy, CRAZY libido, can go all day and night, recover very very quickly (if you know what i mean) Musician… which means i am amazing with my hands.  I say that is kind of a no brainer, don’t you think?

Not to mention the fact that you are stunning, i mean seriously, i can’t believe you are not in your 20’s!  I’d take you for a hot college student, either that or a hot college professor :p

UPDATE: 02/28/12

Here’s another 20-something year old who wrote to me, “I’m probably a little young for you but thought I’d say hi.”

I cropped out his face to protect the “innocent.”

Do you now see my dilemma?  I think I should get an award for exercising such self-control!!!

~Carrie