The other day, my friend Dave and I were in his big man-truck talking about my dating life. We were on the topic of how I’m old-fashioned and that I believe the man should ask out a woman and not the other way around. “What?!” Ah, c’mon. Why the hell not? Carrie, do you understand [...]
May 7, 2012
The Dog is a Problem
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My dog’s name is Campbell. His full name is “Campbell Soup.” If you met him, you’d understand why he’s got such a goofy name. I first met Campbell when I was living with my roommate, Anthony, who had two dogs: Campbell and Agnes, as in “Agnes of God.” (Yes, that was her real name. I’m [...]
Apr 26, 2012
I Got Your *ZING-ZING* Right Here!
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Okay, I get the chivalry thing and I do expect it from guys if they want to date me, you know, like picking me up for a date and opening doors. But let me tell you something. Nothing turns me off more than a guy who asks permission to kiss me. For instance, I’m hanging [...]
Apr 21, 2012
Someone Left a Note on My Car
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I was out at the Shaskeen last night, and ended up meeting a few nice people, which always happens whenever I’m there. I know I’m biased when it comes to this bar, but it seems like I always meet interesting people who can hold an intelligent conversation. For instance, a few months ago, I met [...]
Apr 10, 2012
Guess Who I Bumped Into Today…
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So! Guess who I bumped into today… It’s amazing in a town of 110,000 people one would think that the likely-hood of bumping into someone who you would rather not (and this isn’t my first time in doing so) that the odds would be in your favor. But nooooo….. I’ll give you a hint of [...]
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