I was in a dead sleep the other night when my friend Lulu called me at 11pm. I’m a loyal friend, so I answered the phone. “Hello?” “Hey. I need to talk to you.” “Now? Chick, I’m sleeping…” “Yes, now. Matt just broke up with me.” Oh, God, here we go. I’ve always known Lulu […]
Feb 25, 2013
Why Would Anyone Think This Would Work?
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CALI: Did you get my text the other day? CARRIE: No, why? CALI: I got this email from a guy, begging me to go out with him. I immediately thought of you and screened shot that bitch and sent off. CARRIE: Oh my God. You MUST send it again! CALI: Here… The reason why I […]
Feb 14, 2013
How Does Lucky, Get So Unlucky?
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LUCKY: I really need some nonjudgmental advice. CARRIE: Hit me. LUCKY: That guy I told you about, well things were going great, he calls and texts me all the time, but when it came down to seeing me on the days he didn’t have his kid (which was last Monday & Wednesday) he was either […]
Feb 11, 2013
Three Strikes? Honey You Are Not Even in the Ballpark
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Should dating be treated like a game of baseball and follow the same “three strikes and you’re out” rule? I ask this question because apparently there are some men out there who think they get three magical chances while dating someone. For instance, my friend, Erin, and I were emailing each other the other day […]
